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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10705) - you deserved it (32130)

On 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by flexibleflatulance (woman) - United States (New York)

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