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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
You would be fucking beast at strip poker ;o
inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds
girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 12 February 2016