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Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
girls fart glitter and poop butterflies. DUHHHH.
You would be fucking beast at strip poker ;o
inb4 "OMG GURLS FART?!?!?! NO WAI" comments from the 12 year olds
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013