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Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by badhairday (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Well, obviously the car liked your hair....

#1 - On 09/04/2009 at 7:48pm by zachbredberg

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damn.....how long is your hair??? that sucks tho sorry......well at least you didnt get scalped.....

#9 - On 09/04/2009 at 8:10pm by summer66

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