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Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44005) - you deserved it (3319)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by no_hullabalo (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)

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It's funny when it doesn't happen to you.

#2 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:13pm by Kozzy333

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haha i can picture all the taiwanese girls "OOO HEEHEEHEEE IS SO SMAU!!"

#16 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:26pm by djb23

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