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Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36698) - you deserved it (3220)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by pandabear93 - United States (Arizona)

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wow, way to hurt your kids' feelings. go ahead and have your kids but be careful about grandma. she can be a hurtful bitch.

#4 - On 09/04/2009 at 10:12am by Qup

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Have as many as you like. Maybe she had career aspirations and other life goals she never accomplished and it may not have been right for her in retrospect.

#10 - On 09/04/2009 at 10:26am by myhairynutsack

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