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Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML
iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications
The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes.
In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense.
That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 23 April 2015