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Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by nottililgirl (woman) - United States (California)

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iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications

#1 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:14am by fosizzlemynizzlE

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The smartest person in the world often forgets to tie their shoes.

In other words, just because you're logically intelligent, doesn't mean you have common sense.

That being said... what the eff. Why must you be a woman.... why

#4 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:16am by DameGreyWulf

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