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Today, after taking a shower, I noticed a weird noise and asked my husband about it. "I think it's in the walls," I told him. After careful inspection, he simply turned off the electric razor I had just used to shave my legs and gave me 'that' look. I had beaten him in an IQ test not 24 hours prior. FML

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On 09/03/2009 at 11:24pm - misc - by nottililgirl (woman) - United States (California)

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iq tests mean shit when it comes to real life applications

#1 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:14am by fosizzlemynizzlE

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Your razor shaved off a couple of scores off your IQ. Pretty impressive.

#9 - On 09/04/2009 at 3:22am by bensitu

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