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Today, I started Lifeguard Training and we had the fitness test you had to pass to continue. I work out everyday and I start on our football team. It's spring break and i've worked everyday (construction). I'm fit. Time comes to take the test, I finished last, beat by a 44 year old woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43377) - you deserved it (12545)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:07am - misc - by bron92 - United States (Texas)

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There are 10 types of fitness that get measured. I don't expect that you are actually unfit in any way, but the other people probably just focused on the areas you didn't - which are probably the areas they measured. It's not like you lost to an elderly obese man, you lost to somebody who likely swims as a sport everyday.

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:07am by mudkipsan

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I don't know what kind of fitness test this is, but if it's for Lifeguard Training, I'd guess swimming is involved. In which case, I don't care if you're the fittest guy in the world, if you can't swim, you're no good.

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:29am by metalyoshi9

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