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Today, I got hypnotized in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotized the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I've been "hypnotized" but it didn't really work on me so I am still skeptical about it. I just listened to what the guy told me to do and did it anyway just for fun.

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:11am by ericbrat20

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If Mick Jagger tickes your fancy than kudos to you, bro.

#5 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:48am by zidane312

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