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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10286) - you deserved it (32732)

On 09/01/2009 at 11:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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Always wait until you leave to say things like that. And you probably should've said something more like "Wow, they're making me feel kinda bad in there. I don't think they like me, I feel as though they're trying to be mean."

#5 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:05pm by tubesocks_

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...And then you all had an orgy. The end!

You're dating him, not his parents. Ok, so they're assholes. They obviously don't like you either. Move on.

#6 - On 09/01/2009 at 5:05pm by Intoxicunt

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