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Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

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that bee was PISSED!

#6 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:11pm by musicpirate456

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Why the hell would you aim at something other than the toilet in a port-a-john...I'm surprised you didn't piss all over yourself.

#4 - On 08/31/2009 at 2:07pm by evangldbrg

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