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Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML


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On 08/31/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by soaked (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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That guy's a jerk.

#2 - On 08/31/2009 at 10:04am by LauraAurora

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You could've promised to stand up. Then get the bus number and report his ass. That sucks though, FYL.

#11 - On 08/31/2009 at 10:10am by DJ_Chutfield

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