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Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20375) - you deserved it (34674)

On 08/30/2009 at 4:17pm - animals - by lily (woman) - United States (California)

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