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Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13946) - you deserved it (39212)

On 08/30/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Mirroronthewall (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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at least it wasn't an electric toothbrush.

#9 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:21pm by Imawhalerider

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what the hell?

#1 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:12pm by bco12

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