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Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML


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On 08/30/2009 at 8:58am - misc - by hihipanda (man) - Singapore

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that's so insulting :(
you should give someone else her number instead of your friend :)

#11 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:28pm by brill

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Ouch. Take the number and write it somewhere with the note "Call for a good time." or something.

#22 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:58pm by SimplyLaurel

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