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Today, I saw a fight so I went over to try and break it up. Someone thought I wanted to join in, so he gave me an unexpected whap in the happy sacks, and I also got a bloody nose for my troubles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13600) - you deserved it (40746)

On 08/29/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by deven (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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silly goose

#1 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:32pm by cbadbeachbabe

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breakin' up fights: yer doin' it wrong.

#7 - On 08/29/2009 at 7:34pm by gambol

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