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Today, I got a call from the Sheriff's dept. saying that water was coming out my front door. I ran home to find a waterfall cascading over my covered parking. It turns out my puppy had chewed through the hose that connects the toilet to the water. My entire condo had an inch of standing water. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28282) - you deserved it (3210)

On 08/28/2009 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Two words: crate training.
Do it; train your dog. Don't complain about something that was totally in your control.

#3 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:11am by Siren_00

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YDI. Why a puppy had free range of any room in your house is beyond me but you totally deserve your water. Crate training: not just for the intelligent.

#10 - On 08/29/2009 at 3:45am by Dmoira

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