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Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet hair cut since '84. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77696) - you deserved it (8889)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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While she's sleeping, dye her skin purple and turn everything in the house upside down. How's that for change?

#5 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:46pm by videoCWK

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#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:43pm by lolol182

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