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Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48823) - you deserved it (2239)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

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Fucking douchebag... FYL to the extreme

#4 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:24pm by allmidnighteyes

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well...at least you have his insurance information...it wasn't a hit and run

#2 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:22pm by mewzik

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