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Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38946) - you deserved it (3922)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by kitchencrime (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl

#4 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:21am by StrawberryPiez_

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Lmao X)

But ah, that sucks. Hope that shit comes off for ya.

#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:20am by morbidsweet

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