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Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (2787)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by kitchencrime (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

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