Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML
by kitchencrime / 08/28/2009 at 2:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
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why the hell do you have blood red paint for anyways,? fyl
#4 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:21am by StrawberryPiez_
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But ah, that sucks. Hope that shit comes off for ya.
#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:20am by morbidsweet
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