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Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of that smell of marijuana in the house. So I confess and tell her I will never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13380) - you deserved it (62368)

On 08/28/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Dumbweed (man) - United States (New York)

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and thats why you NEVER ASSUME
damn teens today
just give her a joint and tell her to calm the hell down

#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:26am by senior_dingdong

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nice neighbourhood.

#8 - On 08/28/2009 at 6:49am by mtt9

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