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Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door. And the keys were in the ignition. FML

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On 08/27/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.

#2 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:22am by Leptailurus

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Who the fuck puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?

#14 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:35am by allmidnighteyes

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