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Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door. And the keys were in the ignition. FML
This is why you never... EVER... leave the keys in the ignition when you get out of the car.
Who the fuck puts their phone on top of their car when they're getting in? Don't most people have it in their pocket or in their bag?
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Friday 19 December 2014