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Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55910) - you totally deserved it (1675)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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what a dick

#1 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:01pm by heavenandhell

you are what you eat

#18 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:08pm by no1askdu

Wow, I didn't realize it was a crime to not avoid crashes. I mean, avoiding a crash would be common sense, but I didn't know not avoiding one was illegal.

Take his ass to court, this is a load of horseshit.

#23 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:10pm by tabernac

talk about abuse of power. fail on his part, and im sorry :(

#24 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:11pm by Kayem

Contest it, take it to court.
Under no circumstances will you be found in the wrong, as it is ALWAYS the person behinds fault, unless you were reversing.

Then, contest the ticket. If nothing happens, ring the local current affairs, they'll have a field day with it.

Enjoy the money and 15mins on fame

#52 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:25pm by rjrudman

Honestly, contest it. If you're feeling really spiteful, make sure he gets fired. What he did is not legal in any way. You're in the US. It was his fault completely, unless you suddenly slammed on the brakes and your state isn't like mine, which states that if you get hit from behind and no one can prove that you were in reverse, it's the other person's fault. Even if your state doesn't have that law, it would be at least partially his fault. He was tailgating you while talking on a cellphone.

#82 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:50pm by silvermoonstar3

Doesn't surprise me at all. When I was about 8 years old, I was in the car with my dad when he was sideswiped by a state trooper who pulled out of McDonald's parking lot without pausing or looking where he was going. The cop tried to pressure my dad and insist it was his fault, and attempted to write him up. He finally backed down when eyewitnesses defended my dad and offered to testify for him if my dad appealed the ticket. The cop was a total pig about it. Didn't seem to care that me and my 11 year old brother had to go to the emergency room to get checked out either. Only cared about saving his own ass.

#91 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:59pm by calikola

If you're in a position to avoid a crash and you don't, then yes, you can be held responsible to a certain degree. (Depending upon what position you're in.)

But in this case she was in no position to avoid the crash... the person behind is always at fault (unless of course the person in front is reversing I suppose).

#100 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:06pm by LilaBear

Thats hilariously stupid. I hate asshole cops like that who think theyre better than everyone else

#111 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:32pm by iljajlm

What a cocksucker.

#167 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:36pm by Klumm

that suckssss

#169 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:45pm by nightswimmer

agree, take his ass to court

#181 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:33am by byondblnd11

Well, you can get a ticket for driving too slow (it's a reckless driving thing).

That, however, is bullshit. It's always the other person's fault if they friggin' rear-end you.

#192 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:13am by shuangxuewei

im guessing your dad is one of those pigs?

#198 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:28am by chipmunk95

It's because you're from maryland (like myself). The cops here suck big time. If that ever happens to me, you'd be sure as hell that I would bring them to court.

#206 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:54am by Jmido

Not always the person behind yous fault, at least not in Sweden, ie if you switch lanes carelessly you'll probably be held responsible if you hit something... But if the OP is really telling the absolute truth then he's just a fucking dick.

#211 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:36am by TysonFawlay

just take it to court he rear ended you so 90% of the time they'll lose. Especially since he was on the phone if anything just get your car inspected they can find out who caused it by the damage to the car

#214 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:45am by darkx

Don't you just hate cops ;P

#219 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:41am by cutiepiex3

Actually, #23, it was made illegal because of insurance baiting, where a driver sets himself up in a guaranteed crash, but the other driver is at fault.

#222 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:11am by Ringmaster1

agreed 23 assuming this is real. In the united states, most cop cars have dash cams and would've recorded the incident. another bad cop in maryland- ever heard of officer rivieri incident?

#272 - On 08/27/2009 at 8:10pm by slasher29

It seems that the state troopers only care for themselves.IF I were the state trooper , I would admit my mistake and hope he would not charge me.

#286 - On 08/29/2009 at 9:42am by matthewtck

I hate these cows commenting "Cops suck!" or "Fuck tha police!" I will agree that the cop is being a jerk, but that doesn't mean that every cop is also a jerk. How would you like it if you were being raped and a pot head sees you and does nothing? Not to good I imagine. I will take all the jerky cops in the world compared to a crackhead.

#300 - On 02/14/2010 at 3:19pm by farsidee

Wow that stinks!

#2 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:02pm by Yarrachel

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#3 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:02pm by aabballdude

double fail! your 3rd ya fuckin retard! man these ppl are like over caffinated 10 yr olds that are obsessed and immitate naruto

#193 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:19am by pwnage79

Wow, that sucks

To the OP, you're probably going to get many, MANY comments about you being a woman driver, and "that's what you get for being out of the kitchen" and other stupid shit like that from people who still think it's funny..... Just ignore them.

PS, I like your user name, haha

#4 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:02pm by mjschmid

The worst are those who say, "And I'm not a sexist when I say women are overwhelmingly bad drivers." Ignorant and oblivious.

Sorry, OP. When someone hit my car, the police officer tried to blame me despite the evidence and eye witnesses. Then he tried to cite me for not using my seatbelt because it was discovered in the upright position when he looked into my car... after I'd already gotten out, with a bruise on my chest from its strap. Sometimes you just get a bastard. I hope you weren't injured in the crash, and I hope you challenge the ticket in traffic court. Good luck.

#30 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:13pm by elara15

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if you didn't leave the kitchen you wouldn't have had a problem... score 1 point for sexism!

#46 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:20pm by youreanidiot

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youre stupid.

#86 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:52pm by PaulG10

A cop did something similar to my mom. He tailgated her when she was in her so he could get her to speed. What he didn't know is that she was in an undercover police car. She went 5 over the limit to get behind him so she could pull him over for tailgating and reckless driving. Before she got behing him he turned on his blue lights... He almost got fired so I would bring it to court.

#148 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:46pm by pepper2394

Lol owned

#212 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:42am by CamH

Well i wasnt thinking that until you brought it up....way to be sexist....



should have stayed in the kitchen IMO

#213 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:42am by superbluff5

No one was being sexist until you brought it up...
good job

#248 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:14pm by dollywilson

What a douchenozzle

He's gonna miss everything cool and die angry

#5 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:03pm by allmidnighteyes

oh my god. what a dick.

#6 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:04pm by Amy_10

I hear that phrase all the time!






Not a sexual joke. I'm just an ass.

#158 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:08pm by DoomJeff91

you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.

#7 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:04pm by DanceRox9008

Report him to his station.

#8 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:05pm by harahune

Learn 2 spell

#51 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:25pm by Jamesgirl

he didn't misspell anything. learn to not be an idiot.

#66 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:34pm by coloredwax

It is more grammar than spelling. Punctuation would help, as would capitalization. You might be able to argue that there is incorrect spelling, as "im" is not a word. I'd call it poor grammar.

#79 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:46pm by silvermoonstar3

sadly you cannot spell to

#80 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:46pm by shizzitsabear

Neither can you. It would be too.

#94 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:01pm by cgirl13

uhhh the dude used the number 2 instead of to...

#101 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:09pm by whoaelena

exhibit a for why grammar nazis fail at life.
op: take it to court. no way is that legal.

#107 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:22pm by jellyfish_ftw

*two

#152 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:54pm by Stacia

FYL indeed!

#9 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:05pm by tiemoon37

lmao WOW

#11 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:05pm by beethoven

That cop gives good ones a bad name, and like #4 said, ignore the "women driver" and "kitchen" comments. They're idiots. =)

#12 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:05pm by CheshireHalli

I'm pretty sure what he did could be used against him and you wouldn't have to get any ticket or points.
FYL.

He's an ass.

#13 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:06pm by offtheheezy

Wow that's so unfair!

#14 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:06pm by AnneFTW

I don't know where you live. But here, if you're rear ended, it's the other persons fault for following too close and not allowing enough room to stop in case of an emergency.

#16 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:08pm by Magnesiumbox

Damn, that sucks. Contest it in court.

#17 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:08pm by zeal

Win.

#34 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:15pm by Ihavetopee

You never cease to amuse me. xD

OP: What a douche. You shouldn't have to take that.
You should bring this to court, as many others have suggested. This guy's being a fucktard for abusing his power.
He KNOWS he was in the wrong, he's just not manning up to it and taking responsibility. Psh.

#53 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:25pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

once again, Plexico's sex innuendos are total win.

#58 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:27pm by DanizzleXFoSho

It seems like I read Plexico's comments everywhere! And they're always awesome.

#84 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:51pm by Xdanicat

Plexico has acheived FML god status. All hail Plexico

#105 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:18pm by Person1233

you should sue!!

#20 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:08pm by lifesxmisery

aw I'm sorry :(

#21 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:09pm by sallyhasaparrot

Your story sounds close to this. http://www.duiblog.com/2009/08/02/cops-frame-woman-for-dui/

#22 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:09pm by KCMaster

Y3@ sP3@K D@ TrUTH!!

#36 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:16pm by screwtaylor

#36, I was amazed that I could even read that, honestly.

#121 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:52pm by crazeh_monkeh

lawsuit or bullshit. he hit you. take his ass to court.

#26 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:11pm by Essentials

Wow, what a dick. FYL

#27 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:11pm by JRSpaniel

your username kind of brings something else to mind ;)

#28 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:12pm by MyCubicleRomance

wow didn't u see him creeping up behind u?

#29 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:12pm by KiddNYC10

YDI for not controling your speed dumbass.

#31 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:13pm by zapskimmer

controlling speed or not the poster was in the right if rear ended. take this crap to court and get his badge taken from him, happened before and he doesn't deserve his badge if he's gonna pull crap like this

#39 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:17pm by DrakeDarkwind

Can I meet this cop? :)

#32 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:14pm by Intoxicunt

Lol. NOW!

#200 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:32am by Intoxicunt

All state troopers have dashboard cameras. Take him to court to contest the ticket and use the camera as evidence. They can also match the time on the video to his cell phone records and see that he was on the phone. You'll get out of the ticket and he'll get in trouble.

#33 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:15pm by angelofmusic89

Can you not type like that? I am pretty sure at least half the people reading this fML are going to get pretty annoyed with you typing like that.

#56 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:27pm by Bansheethekilla

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#57 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:27pm by dnbt

What's wrong with the way he typed?

#267 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:09pm by iwadasn

cant u sue him? or take him to court? cuz I don't think he had evidence and mabey there were witnesses that can back u up? anyways I'm really sorry to hear that and I hope the ticket wasn't to much

#38 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:17pm by cookiexcookie

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that's what you get for being out of the kitchen. why did your man even let you get a license? prob didn't even have one...woman driver...sheesh

#40 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:18pm by polarbare

you're kidding, right?! because if you aren't you're a fucking sexist pig.

#67 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:34pm by ily_hun996

Don't worry, he's just a male lacking a penis.

#77 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:44pm by iGreen_Day

pretty sure he left his penis in some kitchen after talking shit. seriously man - don't tell a woman to stay in the kitchen. that's where the knives are. duh.

#109 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:29pm by jellyfish_ftw

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Seriously? People, this is such bull shit. I can't believe no one has said this is fake. That is a completely bull shit reason for writing a ticket. This is fake. People just want to bash cops. Grow up and get a life.

#41 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:18pm by jacobmaxwell

Unfortunately, there are a few cops out there who deserve bashing. Maybe the OP ran into one of them. They are human, after all. Just hope that most people are intelligent enough not to apply the characteristics of this cop to all cops.

#61 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:29pm by letitbe56

to #41, oh yea, because all cops are perfect and would never do something like that (spoken with immense sarcasm)

#78 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:46pm by mclovin1988

I don't believe it either. Either that, or that person wasn't a legitimate cop.

#81 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:47pm by curryndricegirll

Yep, corrupt cops don't exist. There has never been a cop that has abused their authority for their own convenience.

/sarcasm

#96 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:03pm by Tubasaurus

#41 you're a dumbass. probably a cop lol

#99 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:05pm by ihateme23

Whoever clicks YDI should be shot to death.

100% FYL

This trooper is a asshole

#42 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:19pm by wet11

U no u can go to court and complain. U can prolly counter sue

#43 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:20pm by Cubanbro

THANK YOU! Someone with common sense! #41

#44 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:20pm by polarbare

I smell a lawsuit (;

#47 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:21pm by Lounia

I totally read "state trooper" as "storm trooper." FYL. Dude's a jerkwad.

#48 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:23pm by dnbt

I just laughed so hard at this. "...a storm trooper rammed into my car..."
Yes. Win.

#50 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:24pm by Intoxicunt

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#49 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:23pm by EClaris

Last I checked, state troopers are still people. Sometimes people use their cell phones while driving. And since he could easily get fired...wouldn't it then be believable that he would trump up a reason to give her a ticket? Even cops break the law sometimes.

If it is true, it's too bad. People need to be able to trust cops. The OP should report the guy.

#59 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:27pm by letitbe56

I really hope you take this to court

#54 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:25pm by xThatRandomGirlx

unless you stopped really fast and were being a dangerous driver, there's no reason for you to get a ticket. report it.

#55 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:26pm by xmaggerzz

And it's dickwads like this that give cops a bad name... :/ take it to court, there's no way you can't win this bull shit case. *shakes head*

And I have personally met a cop that would write a bull shit ticket like that just because he can and he was the one at fault. There are assholes out there that would do it...'tis a sad world we live in.

#60 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:29pm by AugustBlue

omg I would not pay, I'd sue or somthing

#62 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:29pm by cheertigers

omg like totally, for sure....i just got a manicure

#63 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:32pm by polarbare

SUE!!

#64 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:33pm by tyson346

I didn't click YDI, but you do for living in Maryland.

#65 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:33pm by 110879

What's wrong with Maryland? =[

#186 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:46am by quoteXunquote

Did the Watch Commander come out to investigate?

Get a Good Lawyer, and subpoena ASAP the dashboard cam, radio transmission records, and cell phone records.

That trooper should go to JAIL for perjury, for signing a knowingly false complaint.

#68 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:37pm by Brakeshoe

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You should go to jail for pretending you know the law. you really think they are going to allow you to subpoena all these records for a WOMAN DRIVER?? Hell no....

#70 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:39pm by polarbare

Fuck you, polarbare.

#93 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:01pm by Luckster

Actually polarbare, its easier for women. Short skirt + Low cut shirt = whatever the hell records they want. Didn't you watch Erin Brockovich ?

#125 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:58pm by crazeh_monkeh

In Erin Brockovich, she lost a civil case for being a woman driver. She was also fired briefly because people assumed she was incompetent, mostly because of the way she dressed. Stereotypes work against people all the time, unfortunately.

#130 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:09pm by letitbe56

I had a similar situation like this one. A cop crashed into me on my motorcycle, and tried to give me a ticket to make it seem like it was my fault. Instead of just taking the ticket and walking away, I made a scene, and eventally got his supervisor to come to come down. The ticket was torn up by the supervisor. Now a days, cops think they can do whatever they want without consequences. Just go to court, and sue his ass!!!!!!!

#69 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:39pm by yamahar6

this doesn't surprise me in the slightest because about 95% of cops are abusive, powertripping scumbag assholes

#71 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:40pm by literalmanchild

Take it to court. Because it was his fault, he may not even show and since you have the right to face your accuser, you'd automatically get off. You'd stand a good chance to win the protest even without a lawyer.

#72 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:40pm by luxornv

hahaaa dickwad.

#73 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:40pm by OMGitsKaleyxo

i would so not pay that ticket! u need to take that shit to court! he owes u money for damage to ur car.

#74 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:40pm by dragongirl13

lmao #63...it's bad enough when people talk like that so I'm glad you made fun of her for typing like that.

As far as this FML goes I had a similar experience. I wrecked my car by hitting some gravel on a turn and driving into a ditch and I also got the "failure to reduce speed to avoid an accident" ticket. FOR DAMAGING MY OWN PROPERTY AND NOBODY ELSE'S. So I feel you pain but at least yours is contestable whereas mine was my word against his.

#75 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:41pm by sortofabadass

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I don't see why he would be driving between your bedroom and kitchen when he hit you. For that matter, why were you? It's much easier to walk.

#76 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:42pm by TwistedJack

damn cops. power abused authority misused

#83 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:50pm by Jefferson207

FIGHT IT!

#85 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:52pm by unhappyperson

Sometimes the law is not the answer. Maybe, instead, you should beat the shit out of him, then give HIM a ticket for "being unable to avoid a major ass whoop."

#87 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:53pm by SuperMeme

i actually laughed out loud at this hahaha

#252 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:25pm by shamille

I call bs

#88 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:55pm by AshleyRose784

take that motherfucker to court

#89 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:56pm by butacup0711

hey an FML about a woman driver this would be a great opporitunity for my high-larious jokes!!

*makes same two jokes as everyone else*

*is retarded*

#90 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm by literalmanchild

appeal it in court!!!

#97 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:04pm by ihateme23

Don't pay for the ticket. Refuse to.

All I got to say.

#98 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:04pm by LegndNikko

Complain to the police. Yes it was a copper who gave you the ticket but that doesn't mean all cops are bad. If they don't do anything about it, see a lawyer. This is just crap. Take photos of the car to prove someone ran into it from the back - that'll show you were not the one at fault.

#102 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:10pm by LilaBear

complaining to the police is theoretically a good idea but it shouldn't be done because it often leads to harrassment, she should just straight up challenge it and take it to court.

#103 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:14pm by literalmanchild

By all means sue. Pray he doesn't try to cover up his tracks. Your case will hinge upon the dash-cam video and his cell phone records. It'll cost you a bit, but you have a good shot at winning.

#104 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:14pm by jonny2x4

Umm any time someone hits you from the back its always going to be there fault... Id fight that ticket

#106 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:21pm by RideOorDiee

SUE!

#108 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:26pm by jellyfish_ftw

i hate cops so much.
ughh
this really pisses me off.
if this is real, i would sue the ass off that cop.

#110 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:30pm by really_123

Wow. What a dick.
That's definitely his fault, and he shouldn't have expected you to watch what he was doing.
They always told me that the first rule of the road is to watch what you're doing.
I think that you need to contact the DOT office and get it handled.

#113 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:38pm by kfred987

Jesus christ, people. Put aside your hate of cops for five seconds and realise that this is fake as hell.

#114 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:40pm by Akinari

Dude, seriously, this has happened to people before.
I was in the car with someone when it happened to them.
A cop went through a stop sign and hit them, and gave them a ticket for reckless driving.
It happens, they LOVE to go on powertrips because most of them are cocky and arrogant and think that they rule everything.

#168 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:37pm by kfred987

why are so many cops arrogant sons of bitches? yes, I know there are good cops out there, but 75% of the ones I meet, both on duty and off, are jackasses on power trips.

#115 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:40pm by gothic_cat_lady

lmfao

#116 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:41pm by 11bellacasey

This sounds so fake.

#117 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:41pm by censorshipoff

that doesnt sound fake. cops are dicks and wud do shit like that to get out of trouble

#118 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:45pm by SookMauNoots

okay, im sorry to be the one to say this, but your username made me giggle. you made my day :D

#119 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:45pm by vooper

Fuck the pigs :3

#120 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:52pm by prshusl0l

Next time you'll remember to dodge ram.

#122 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:53pm by mrda

hahaha! stupid pun FTW

#253 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:27pm by shamille

I hate cops so much. They busted in on me pushing drugs and they had no right man, no right.

#123 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:55pm by TwistedJack

first!

#124 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:57pm by thatonekid2010

fail.

#184 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:43am by byondblnd11

LOL at username.
But seriously, FYL. I hope you're ok.

#126 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:59pm by Sagebrush

I utterly despise cops for many, many reasons. Arrogance is one of them. FYL chica. Really. FYL.

#127 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:59pm by quivx

just like everybody else says, contest it, then SUE for abuse of power. they can pull the cops dash cam and that not only has video but sound from inside the car. you'll be a shoe in for dough as the police district will prob drop charges and then ask to settle should u actually sue em

#128 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:02pm by Th217

Screw that guy. Take him to court! Just like #128 said he had a dash cam they can look at!

#129 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:06pm by missbrunettgirl

Some cops are such idiots. Not all, some are great people, but that's ridiculous. Sue him and get him fired for that load of crap.

#131 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:11pm by kfnighthawk

fake. so many against police on this site. I dont believe half of the FMLs that say Cops are retarded. It needs to end.

#132 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:11pm by dabronc7

hey guess what! cops are retarded. most of them suck

#138 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:27pm by dragonslayer_69

Well believe it, because a lot of cops do suck. Just because you've never had any cops act like shit to you doesn't mean it never happens.

#175 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:09am by gothymama

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YDI for making it up.

#133 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:13pm by youEQUALtosser

Right, the OP made it up. No cop in the history of the world has ever been corrupt, abused their power, been an asshole, or panicked and made up a story to try to get out of trouble because of the pressure to be a model of authority and upholding the law.

Idiot.

#246 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:02pm by WitchCirce

Right. So he decided to make up some garbage violation, which he knew they'd take to court and he'd have a shit ton of explaining to do to his superiors? As I said, this whole thing is made up.

#277 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:26am by youEQUALtosser

take that asshole to court, you can win that case.

#134 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:14pm by lespaulhero

i woulda talked shit to that bitch

#135 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:20pm by MrRich15

Cool Cop

#136 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:21pm by tanman0401

you should sue!!!!!

#137 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:24pm by laboumfille

What a dickhead

#139 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:33pm by omgxXlykexXxrawr

Hey, if he was behind you, how do you know he was on his cell phone?

#140 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:34pm by capthavoc123

Oh, see maybe it was sorta recent, you might not have heard of them, but there's this new invention called a rear view mirror...

#240 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:23am by minnvik98151

definitely taking that to court

#141 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:34pm by Topguy

Then go to court and fight it? Then press charges against him and get him fired

#142 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:38pm by defsdgdh

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

This is obviously fake. That is, of course, unless you live in Dumbfuckistan.

#143 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:40pm by UrAButthurtFag1

I'm calling this one out as fake. I'm a cop and I would NEVER do something like this, nor would any of my fellow officers. Not as many cops let the power go to their head as one would think. I believe the OP just has something against cops and posted this to bash them.

LVMPD

#144 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:41pm by kbaker90

I'm sorry, but that is quite possibly the most naive statement I've ever read.

I just saw a story in the news (with video evidence) of a cop who rear ended a woman and tried to make it seem like she was a drunk driver and it was her fault so he wouldn't have to deal with paperwork and inquiries and stuff like that.

There are cops like this out there. It sucks, but it's true.

OP, take it to court. Any half-decent judge will throw the ticket out.

#147 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:45pm by AndelleRae

Wow, exactly what AndelleRae said, how naive can you be?
Our cops do shit like that all the time because they can get away with it. Just because you don't do it doesn't mean your peers don't. Talking on phones, texting, putting on their sirens and lights to run a red light and then turning them off immediately. Yeah, it happens.

#154 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:56pm by tangothis

Keep being a good role model kbaker. And don't let your buddies who aren't as good as you get away with shit like this.

#161 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:13pm by letitbe56

That's very naive to think. Just because you won't do it doesn't mean others won't. The world is full of strange, crazy people.

#245 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:48pm by THTB

LOOL, tell the court that if he can talk on cell while driving then you should too. Sue his muthafucking ass and get him fired (Y) Cops show great examples huh? :P

#145 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:42pm by ClumsyJason

apeal the hell out of that ticket. its well worth the trouble in district court. You dont deserve to pay a cent of that ticket.

#146 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:44pm by eroth111

lol that sucks

#149 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:52pm by Nightmare1

Take the prick to court and sue him until lawyers can open their mouths.

#150 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:53pm by XRiseToFallAgain

that effing jerk!! u betur sue his ass off gurl!

#151 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:54pm by racheygurll

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

If she was in the kitchen it would not have happened. further more if god did'nt intened for woman to be in the kitchen then why were they made with milk and eggs.... :) I dont care who you are that shits funny.

#153 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:56pm by Aries327

Take him to court and appeal the hell out of that.
And most of the people calling fake on this one are naive to believe that "OMG THEY'RE COPS, THEY WOULD NEVER DO THAT". Where the fuck in Hidden Valley do you live? There are an insane amount of corrupt cops.

#155 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:01pm by tangothis

allmost every cop I have ever met has been dirty. you have all f@#*ed up one time or another and if not then your just new I give you a few more years (tops) till you turn. PS prove me wrong.... PLEASE!

#156 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:02pm by Aries327

I have to counter this and say that almost every cop I've encountered has been upstanding and good at his job.

But yes, running into the arrogant ones who are on a perpetual power trip is no fun.

#160 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:11pm by letitbe56

Take the ticket to the police station and bitch at his boss.

#157 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:05pm by lordmoe

make a huge stink about this. write letters to the govorner, to the police comissioner, to the mayor, to the newspaper.

if you turn up the heat enough this d-bag will lose his job and you will probably get a nice settlement from the department.

#159 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:10pm by Lehk

Okay, while I understand that the cop in this situation is wrong, not all cops are bad. There are some corrupt cops out there, and they DO give the good cops a bad name. But everyone who says that all cops are douchebags or assholes are guilty of stereotyping. It's just like saying that because one black man breaks into someone's home, all of them are going to break into your home. (Just an example, don't get racist or whatever on me.)

I would bring this up to the higher-ups though. You don't deserve the ticket.

#162 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:25pm by LadyLaiacona

just about anytime there is an accident with someone hitting someone from behind it is fault of the driver in behind for following too closely.....this is obviously his fault and you should definately take this to court cause you didnt do anything wrong. the state trooper is at fault

#164 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:27pm by brada81

I hate people like that, they have no right abusing their power. I'm sorry 'bout that.

#165 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:31pm by R3nesmee

take it to court.

#166 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:32pm by singerguy18

renesmee? really? why do people feel the need to name themselves after fricken fictional characters?

ok now on to the FML. cops never blame themselves, and there's not a whole lot you can do about it because your story won't hold up well in court. sorry.

#170 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:50pm by triplethreat13

i agree about the stupid fictional characters. l2original

#237 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:33am by heathergenuine

Take his sorry ass to the court. All police cars are equipped with cameras. So obviously the incident was caught on film. Call his bluff and see what he does with that little tidbit of info!

#171 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:59pm by maximus4200

State troopers are the biggest pieces of sh*t ever, take it to court and if you win try and get the ass hole fired

#172 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:05am by foxkl

That's bullshit. Fight it, all the way. But hire an attorney. There's no way you could be at fault if he rear-ended you!

#173 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:06am by gothymama

Im not sure about where you live but I know in some states, and maybe even most if not all, if you get hit from behind the person that hits you automatically is at fault. So, the state trooper is definitely an asshole and you need to take this to court. He probably tried to play it off and write you a ticket so he wouldn't get fired.

#174 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:08am by tronstar

Lmao this may have been mentioned before but I like your name "rammed behind"

#176 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:17am by FYLbutYDI

Take that prick to court! Fuck the police!

#177 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:18am by ChevVetteC6

hahahahaha douchnozzle. nice word choice

#178 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:18am by zangledog

report and sue him. that is not right

#179 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:26am by LMFAOwhilereadin

i dont know about your state but in WA (no not DC you douchebags) its illegal to cell and drive if its different in your state take the bitch to court anyways.

#180 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:26am by kemper90

Here in CT it's illegal for civilians to talk and drive without a hands-free device but police are allowed to just use their phones while driving on the job.

#187 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:55am by Go_for_it

It's legal in Oregon to drive while on the phone. It's only illegal if you are under 18.

#273 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:07pm by Tubasaurus

SUE HIS ASS

#182 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:33am by IMB916

you either aren't telling this correctly, or it's fake

#183 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:37am by macbenz

*ahem "do you mean you sir ?, I do recall you rear ended me" I would've said that. Maybe lol.

#185 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:43am by PIQ

I don't believe this FML. Too fishy.

#188 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:05am by IamSpartacus

Go to court it's not it fault. Show them he's abusing his power

#189 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:07am by leos1991

You see it's stupid crap like this that makes me want to quit reading FML's cuz this is entirely made up bullcrap. A cop wouldn't dare cite you for something you could surely fight and get him in trouble for. I often read stuff that I doubt is true, it's just bullcrap somebody makes up so they can feel better about themselves for getting it posted and they can tell all their friend to look what they posted! This is stupid. in every way. This FML is so fake.

#190 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:08am by Tomwentinsane

Wow, someone obviously haven't been out in the real world much/at all.

Officer Offers a Pack of Cigarettes and a Soda for Oral Sex
http://www.theindychannel.com/news/20547069/detail.html

Read this, it might spark some interest. Btw, anything is possible and you never know what crazy crap that can and will happen daily so please shut up. Moron.

#195 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:21am by flyingpoo

Officer Offers a Pack of Cigarettes and a Soda for Oral Sex???/
i thought that was only done by catholic priests :|

#225 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:33am by catriona_cd

ah corruption on the force. makes my day :)

#191 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:11am by definatelywierd

unreasonable

#194 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:21am by kei_fml

Take him to court, and get a jury trial if you can. Cops have dashboard cameras and they wear microphones Everything said in and outside of the car is recorded.

#196 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:24am by blondegirl

My attorney would eat this man alive.

#197 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:26am by MrJentipede

Cops are never at fault for an accident. Since it is a federal vehicle even if they hit you because they aren't paying attention you are at fault. Definitely FYL because thats one instance of an innocent person getting screwed over.

#199 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:32am by Suekoff16

complete and total abuse of power!

#201 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:33am by Chr0nicdreamz

People have to realize that OP is a woman. During the accident she was probably scared crapless :P
What happen when someone is scared crapless?

#202 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:34am by flyingpoo

I would've karate chopped him in the balls.




Whereas not all cops fill this description, he was a complete ass.




Pig.

#204 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:45am by crazyman1735

I smell bullshit! Unless you can prove this I believe this is fake.

#205 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:50am by athos1237

OMg I hate ppl like u it's not cool to hit cops and make excuses I hope that fine pulls out a gun and shoots u in the head!

#207 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:08am by 2005KonaScrapp

all cops I kno are like this. they think they are everything.

#208 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:26am by ernie9

OMFG! that is so wrong, but unfortunatly this shit happens everyday because (most) cops r assholes and think theyre the greatest person ever born! i feel so bad 4 u, and screw every1 who doesnt!

#209 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:31am by mirandaanda22

OMFG! this is so wrong, but unfortunatly this shit happens every damn day! (most) cops think theyre better than every1 else and dont need 2 follow the same laws, screw them!

#210 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:34am by mirandaanda22

for those of you who say there are no bad cops n that this is fake...
my brother-in-law is a cop. when he is having a bad day n he is on the freeway...he pulls off random people onto his ramp...then just passes by them...says it makes his day so much better...
to add on to that...i had my license plate stolen from my car yesterday n when i reported it...the deputy that assisted me told if i got a ticket it was because the cop was an asshole n to fight it...
so ha! there are bad cops...
n OP you better fight it...dont reward bad behaviors by letting him win...

#215 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:57am by hazelwolfeyes

this sounds fake.

#216 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:29am by george903

In the state of Maryland, it's automatically your fault if you rear-end someone. Therefore, the cop is definitely at fault (and it won't be hard for you to prove as you're the one who got rear-ended) and you can battle it (the ticket and him blaming you).

#217 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:38am by tsundere

Two words:

NEWSPAPER and SUBPOENA (as in phone records).

He'll lose his job over something like that. It's unethical to the hilt!

#218 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:41am by lizardlips

oh yeah you have to report this to a newspaper immediatly
doubt if it's real tho

#220 - On 08/27/2009 at 4:16am by thisis2bad

THE STATE TROOPER DID YOU IN THE POOPER.

#221 - On 08/27/2009 at 4:32am by cadre

Sue his ass!

#223 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:21am by benshady

thats why out here in AUS, a cop that is involved in a accident cant issue a ticket or investigate the accident.
it has to be done by a officer from a different patrol area..

Take him to court over it. and DONT forget to have them pay for your lost day from work :)
that adds insult to injury ;)

#224 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:22am by catriona_cd

take that shit to court

#226 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:36am by drummer4life

In the words of N.W.A.

"FUCK THE POLICE!"

#227 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:03am by jayceon28

how did you all figure out that op is female? I don't see any indication of that.

#228 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:18am by DataWhore

Then you're a dumbass.
[The bottom line of the fml, in the middle-ish, along with her name it says woman in brackets]

#233 - On 08/27/2009 at 8:44am by vvvalori

YOUR FUCKING RIGHT I GAVE YOU A TICKET FOR RAMMING YOU I'M THE POLICE!! I DO WHAT I WANT.


lol jk But really that sucks.

#229 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:30am by Peterjames

People on cell phones are more impaired than those with a BAC of 0.8 that dipshit needed to get off his phone. Good luck in court then.

#230 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:33am by BabaBlackShirt

u did fight this, right? if not then deserved!

#231 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:35am by jophes

Cops are assholes. Take it to court, the judge will laugh, call the cop an idiot and dismiss the charge.

#232 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:52am by solocredere12

BAHAHA that sounds exactly like a maryland state trooper! fyl.

#234 - On 08/27/2009 at 8:54am by coughh

ACAB

#235 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:00am by cocoguagua

I paid him $5 to do that.

#236 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:16am by Brak_Spaceman

Stuff like this happens all the time. A few weeks back, a woman in Florida was arrested after a cop rear ended her, fabricated a story, and took her in for DUI. She was released after the cop's in-car camera caught he and his buddies making all the stuff for the police report up. Now he's getting fired.

#238 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:19am by 4G63evo

- take our your crow bar and make more damage to that fucking cop shiit that they drive.

#239 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:32am by ClumsyJason

Uhhh.. okay this is BS. If it was a rear end accident, he would be help responsible regardless because there is no conceivable circumstance that she could have caused the crash (sans her backing into him). They were moving, and he has it all on camera.. BS

#241 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:48am by reklamfox

Lol at nolaskdu.

#242 - On 08/27/2009 at 11:59am by hahasuckstobeyou

Typical pig.

#243 - On 08/27/2009 at 12:18pm by JackMcFist

Why could this not have happened? Please, enlighten us.

#247 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:10pm by WitchCirce

o.o

I definitely saw a cop rear-end someone, then proceed to get out of his car and yell at them. Yesterday. I live in Maryland.

If this is that same incident, I'm lawling. XD

#249 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:42pm by sbarre1

TAKE IT TO COURT! lol, if you had been the one to hit him he'd have blamed you as well

#250 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:47pm by vdubz

nice username, lol.

#251 - On 08/27/2009 at 1:50pm by Atheistunicycle

Seriously sue him. Normally I'd say YDI for DWFemale, but this is a special case. Cops suck. I've had my problems with them, but never anything like this.

#254 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:29pm by discosoup

jeez what an asshole. Like everyone has said about 200 times, just contest it.

take it to the news. you'll get more sensationalism/sympathy since you're a woman. also, are you white or...? (can we please make this about race? lol) but no seriously i was curious about that.

#255 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:35pm by shamille

Two words: sovereign immunity. You may be able to show he was acting outside the line and scope of his duty as a trooper, but at the very least it's going to be a tougher case to make than against a non-pig.

#256 - On 08/27/2009 at 2:55pm by SheriffBart

shut the fuck up # 2. and sorry bro

#257 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:20pm by aliabbiss

I hope you plan on taking it to court.

#258 - On 08/27/2009 at 3:52pm by lincolnLS

SUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111one

#259 - On 08/27/2009 at 4:06pm by BLiNdZoRz

they won't care in court

#260 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:00pm by railfan

Legally, he's at fault.

#261 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:11pm by MoobyTheCow

You can take him to court for that you know!

#262 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:25pm by ridiculous502

if he hit the back of your car then, unless you were way below the speed limit, it's his fault and the ticket can be disputed in court

#263 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:47pm by love15

This is fake.

#264 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:51pm by Don

Sue him

#265 - On 08/27/2009 at 5:58pm by nanoflacka

you can fight that just get his video patrol video and plus he hit u in the rear so it's his fault anyway you win the case in court

#266 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:09pm by ryansims

Legally speaking, you can be held accountable if a police officer slams into you. Its one of those little nifty things they hide into laws nobody has heard about. The same thing happened to someone I know once, the Judge threw out the ticket and points but noted that the police officer couldn't be held accountable due to the same law. It's never, legally, an officer's fault if he's uniformed, in his patrol car, and on duty.

It isn't fair, it's just there so that, say, there's a high speed chase and a few cars get whacked in the process, the police department doesn't have to pay for them. The ticket you got is bullshit though, as that's a bullshit charge, and will get thrown out in court. Also, if you have decent insurance and your car isn't totaled you'll probably have the repairs covered by the insurance company. If you have shitty coverage, sucks for you, drive a sturdier car :P

FYL and Good luck!

#268 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:46pm by Caporegime1984

Power to the people!

#269 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:50pm by mirkapepp

Haha he panicked! Sue!!

#270 - On 08/27/2009 at 7:25pm by rustyrox

So where do we meet you? trip to vegas sounds fun? i hear the tune.. money money money money.... MONEY! haha

#271 - On 08/27/2009 at 8:05pm by romeovilleanyone

i rammed the op behind

#274 - On 08/27/2009 at 9:34pm by SookMauNoots

get a lawyer and take him to court...if he was following proper driving protocol he shouldve been two car lengths behind you if it was clear weather or double that if the roads or wet or other bad conditions. regardless if he hit you from behind it's not your fault. take the cop to court...what he did is not legal.

#275 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:00am by iplayrugby18

He's a cop. Taking him to court is probably a bad idea. Not to mention, he probably would have 'no faulted' the accident if you weren't being an asshole to him. I am assuming you were being an asshole.

if you really want to get back at him, don't take him to court. Having something like that going public will do more harm then good no matter the outcome. What you do is notify his supervisor or chief. They'll determine whether or not who has been wronged. Chief's aren't the type of people who let their officers slide with something that stupid, the only thing is it's a judgement call. If it happens you were being a dick, the chief will politely tell you to fuck off

#276 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:09am by 1200793853

For anyone who claims that cops won't do things to watch others get blamed and punished, good luck with your argument...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80731331/#comment-7854437

#278 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:18am by kfred987

Take that a**hole to court and take him for all he's worth! Thats just wrong!

#279 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:20am by YamahaMama09

i can honestly hook u up with attorneys f u need them

#280 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:35am by stonersupra3

You should dispute that ticket. Who the hell even writes tickets like that? That guy was just trying to cover his ass. Take it to a judge, they'll probably see through that bull shit.

#281 - On 08/28/2009 at 3:53am by pintoftomatoes

Sigh. Crooked, irresponsible cops. Every town's got 'em. Sucks, man.

#282 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:15am by Spencer_CDS

Take him to court on it. Get a lawyer and subpoena the dash cam video footage.

#283 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:35pm by az622

First off, fight it. Second off, its not illegal for cops/paramedics/etc. to use cell phones, they are excluded from those laws. Third, did anybody notice this chicks username is rammed behind?

#284 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:55pm by memmer66

good luck winning that one in court

#285 - On 08/29/2009 at 1:41am by gpstyne

Take it to court. You should win and it shouldn't be too hard to win either.

#287 - On 08/29/2009 at 11:26pm by TLPEvil

you should have called 911 before letting him go. tell them that "someone" rear ended you and you needed an officer there. then the cop would have been the laughingstock of the season and would have probably gotten fired.

#288 - On 08/30/2009 at 5:10am by ajmarti2

Don't worry, that ticket won't stick, in court the judge will be like "WTF!?! You can't give tickets for that!" and the cop will possibley get into some abuse of power problems and forces to take a remedial driving course. DE

#289 - On 08/30/2009 at 9:31am by trumpet55

Another story of cops being complete idiots. Not a surprise...

#290 - On 08/30/2009 at 10:15pm by xxzRAMBOzxx

Definitly take his ass to court

#291 - On 08/30/2009 at 11:18pm by Gameboy12694

-headdesk-
I FUCKING HATE COPS. i live in maryland too and our state police are twats.

#292 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:21am by muffinsareyummy

Fight the pig, OP!

#293 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:13pm by thesunshotme

You need to take him to court. No self respecting judge would tolerate that!

#294 - On 09/01/2009 at 6:19pm by wittletwish

did you take him to court for distracted driving???

#295 - On 09/05/2009 at 11:45pm by zacattack5000

unfortunately, it is your fault in the eyes of the law. anytime his car is hit, it is the other cars fault. fortunately you can appeal the ticket.

#297 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:11am by cmac86

are you sure your not lying and if ur speaking the truth go to court cause that's just stupid!!!!!

#298 - On 01/01/2010 at 2:05am by hypergal

Unfortunately, as a fellow Maryland resident I totally believe this doofus incident could happen. However, also as a Maryland resident I know police officers often don't show up to present their side of the ticket. You should definitely show up to traffic court and present your side of the case. Even if you have to pay, at least the judge, and a bunch of other defendants and officers, get to hear that that cop was doing what we complain about civilians doing all the time, namely talking on the phone while driving.

You should also write to the Dr. Gridlock column in the Washington Post and the Intrepid Commuter column in the Baltimore Sun to make this known to the public.

#299 - On 01/17/2010 at 11:01am by Bucinka

I would have thrown down punches on that ass no no really but still I would be pissed

#301 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:44am by sexxyshi

Lies!!!!!!!!!!

#302 - On 03/03/2010 at 11:14pm by Sniper3000

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#303 - On 03/05/2010 at 12:03am by capgray

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