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Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6573) - you deserved it (25157)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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