Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the lifejacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5564) - you totally deserved it (22076)
On 08/26/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
He could be like the pervert on Family Guy...anyone remember the scene where he's on the plane and asks this kid to kick the back of his chair
At least if you crash you will still have a leg to keep you afloat
#2 - On 08/26/2009 at 6:58am by jldavidson34
Today, some little prick was on my plane and kept pulling my foot. I then proceeded to sodomize his mother. FML
#3 - On 08/26/2009 at 7:04am by icertainlysuck
LOL jldavidson34.
But really, how did you not notice you were pulling on a leg? Didn't you see the shoe? And life jackets are almost always orange and yellow, I highly doubt that this guy's pants were orange or yellow. And didn't he say something? I'm sure he would have noticed if you were pulling on his leg for 5 minutes, even if he was sleeping. Many holes in this fml, OP.
#4 - On 08/26/2009 at 7:07am by iFruit
What makes you think that OP was looking under the seat? I assume she was reaching underneath, while sitting in her seat.
A shoe has a pretty distinctive feel. This op is either very dumb, or boring and not creative for making up this retarded FML which isn't even an FML at all.
#11 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:10am by Underwhelmed
Also on all the planes I have been on you can't reach all the way under the seats there's a divider or something to keep people from stealing your stuff from behind you or grabbing it by accident.
what's up with people using this new word like "fail" or "win"? fail or win what?
#25 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:20pm by cookiexcookie
He didnt mind.. other wise he would have eaten you alive. You deserve it.
#8 - On 08/26/2009 at 7:52am by gorguz14evar
didn't the flight attendant tell you where the life jackets where? if not that is bad safety because you would have been pulling on that guys leg if you had crashed
brilliant fml though!
#10 - On 08/26/2009 at 8:42am by wtfismyfml
hahah ive had people where i accidentally kick them under a desk or something and they don't say anything for like 10 minutes!
That is such BS. lol, How do you not notice that you've been tugging on a foot? The way a shoe is encased around a solid foot feels waaay different from a life vest, which is cushy and/or just flat (as it's not inflated). So, yeah. I'd agree with #7 that this is just a fail.
#20 - On 08/26/2009 at 11:10am by ktstarshot
... and herein lies the reason you should always listen to the safety briefing and read the little safety card. It's not like you have anything better to do while you taxi.
#22 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:05pm by ibkidd37
lmfaooooo this is not a reallly fly moment
its like you made and ass out of yourself !
lol youll get ove it
and that person did not care.
Ydi stupid cunt thinking it's funny to fsu I hate ppl like u who think there being funny I hope they kicked you off the airplane midflight and u land in a barn like in get smart so u live but get hurt and then I hope u get eaten by a herd of gazelles u stupid bitch.
#27 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:08pm by 2005KonaScrapp
Somebody forgot to take their happy pills this morning.
#31 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:50pm by doubleAbattery
You know... you're not supposed to start messing with the safety equipment unless there's actually an emergency...
Shoes and life jackets don't feel the same...
Also, after about the first minute of pulling on it and not getting it, wouldn't you realize something was wrong?
Wtf? How can you not notice you were holding a freaking foot?!
#43 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:57pm by LBUJenni_18
Uhm... there's dividers on plane seats so the stuff you put under there doesn't shoot forward under the person in front of you's feet if the plane has turbulence. The seats are also low to the ground, restricting, annnd shoes feel like shoes, not soft flotation devices.
FAIL.
so you finally figured this out when he had his foot up your ass when he thought you where the footrest
why were you even going to take it out if you were not in a water landing!? Stupid.
#50 - On 09/03/2009 at 2:40pm by spillproof
