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Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat". I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8646) - you deserved it (25492)

On 08/25/2009 at 7:40am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

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