Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML
by Stripperofthemall / 08/25/2009 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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Wow, sure they weren't just disappointed with your boring career and said you were a stripper to liven it up?
It was my privilege to be first on your FML.
#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:06am by MaddogTotten
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I don't see a gender listed. This FML would be a bit funnier if OP was a man.
#17 - On 08/25/2009 at 8:50am by tenkenshi
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