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Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30186) - you deserved it (1646)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

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