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Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML


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On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)

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Wow, sure they weren't just disappointed with your boring career and said you were a stripper to liven it up?

It was my privilege to be first on your FML.

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:06am by MaddogTotten

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I don't see a gender listed. This FML would be a bit funnier if OP was a man.

#17 - On 08/25/2009 at 8:50am by tenkenshi

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