Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25553) - you totally deserved it (2877)
On 08/24/2009 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
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#64 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:36pm by Zombierella
These FML's are getting old...90% are like
"Today, my boyfriend/girlfriend came over and ... embarassed me"
Or
"Today, my BF/GF did or saw something embarassing FML"
fake i think. like a squirt gun. *squirt squirt* yea. something like that.
#115 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:01am by Plumppotato
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Actually there was one about some guy that was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and called his family. No one showed/accepted because thay went to his cousin's house to watch his new TV.
OP: Next time he does that and everyone follows, I hope someone calls 911. The mafia is nothing to joke about in real life (cartoons are OK, like The Simpsons, but pretending to be in the mafia?! WTF is wrong with him?!).
#139 - On 08/25/2009 at 7:24pm by fawfulster
ROFL!!! that's an awesome grandpa, and a really funny family to play along with that... what the hell is wrong with you? that's hilarious!
#141 - On 08/25/2009 at 9:45pm by colt45
#93 sounds like you need to get a life and just stop reading all of them lol. i used to read them all and then realized i didn't have a life so i stopped reading all of them. and yeah it's all good. don't complain about what's posted just don't read it.
#146 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:23pm by Scotticus117
sounds like #93 needs to get a life and stop reading FML's all day lol.
#147 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:24pm by Scotticus117
I agree, you should be so happy you have such a cool family. I mean your grandpa must be such a funny guy. And your parents went with it, thats cool.
I totally agree. That's frickin' awesome. I would be so happy to have a family like that!
#103 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:35pm by bholland16
there needs to be a third option to choose for fmls.
- your life is awesome
i would do what the grandfather did. it sounds like it would be fun
haha i agree with #126, i wouldve done that too, your grandpa sounds awesome
#135 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:50pm by ThatDopeKid
thats not a fml. thats really funny. if your boyfriend didnt think it was funny then he doesnt have a sense of humor and you should brake up with him.
#5 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:46pm by glassisass
clearly HE isnt the one with the issue. or if he is, hes not the only one. the OP is the douche here.
#122 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:43am by organisedchaos
Haha same but this is better! Its so funny! Get a sense of humor, I would have loved this
#107 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:58pm by Sun_Kissed18
Why is this an FML? That's just downright funny!! Laugh about it!!
#9 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:51pm by akvandervort
Your grandpa is awesum. Man. What you're bitchin about? Should have the bad boys scene as well! Way cool folks man!
#12 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:53pm by tWitt3rBuG
I can only imagine an ole geiser playing Don Corleone..
#13 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:55pm by justmyluck1212
when my dad was driving me and my boyfriend to a family even he was joking around telling him when he walks in my grandpa will be sitting in a chair in the middle of the room surrounded by pepole and when he sees him to kiss his hand becuase our family is itallian and in the "mafia"!!!!!!!! guess whos grandfather was sitting in the chair. mine. my boyfriend was scared.
#21 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:03pm by slearnaro92
hahaha i love it. If your boyfriend didn't get it then dump him and get a guy with a sense of humor. Massachusetts FTW.
#23 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:04pm by sucks_for_you
Haha I just realized they're from Massachusetts. It'd be even funnier if they were from North Boston or Eastie..haha
Epic-ness indeed.
#80 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:35pm by Bostonian3352
Your family is awesome. You'll realize this in a few years from this incident, especially after telling the story a few times. :P
#29 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:14pm by tinyphreak
oh my, while that is insanely embarassing and hard to explain, that sounded like a ... funfilled night XDD
#37 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:29pm by thesadpiggy
I'm getting tired of these whiny FMLs. Get a sense of humor, for God's sake -__-
#39 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:32pm by MadeOfAwesome
I can see how this would be an FML, but I think it's stupid to joke about the Mafia in the first place. =/
#43 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:35pm by TotalPandamonium
This is literally the most awesome thing I have ever heard. That must've been hilarious. Now I want to go around making references about being in the mafia around my friends parents to freak them out. Probably wouldn't work because I'm 17 and a girl but whatevs. Maybe they would think I was crazy and just thought I was in the mafia in my head. Oh, the possibilities are now endless...
He probably thought it would be funny because it IS funny. Your grandpa sounds fantastic
#48 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:44pm by Escapist28
That would be awesome if my family would do that... My dad has all sorts of guns too. I can see the WIN now...
#50 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:56pm by DeathShad0
It was probably a subliminal message to you- Once you are in the family, you're in for life. Was it a shotgun by any chance?
Probably a subliminal message for him- Once you 're in the family, you're in for life. Was it a shotgun by any chance?
That's great! I wish my family was like that - they're just good ol' regularly dysfunctional. It does kind of remind me of my ex-girlfriend, who told everyone that her grandmother was hard of hearing so everyone would yell when they spoke to her. Pissed the grandmother off quite a bit.
#56 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:13pm by PuhPuhPuhPi
OMG this made me laugh so hard because it totally sounds like something my boyfriend's family would do. thanks for the amazing laugh!
#59 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:23pm by arsewipe92
Wow... you fail at being a troll ._.
you aren't even annoying
you're just stupid
#65 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:39pm by Zombierella
man, i know how u feel. my dads like that. im suprised he didnt bring the shotgun out to freak out my bf the other day. FYL.
#67 - On 08/24/2009 at 7:46pm by nonetheless
wow! my brothers did somthing like that 2 my first boyfriend
#72 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:05pm by ilovescoobydoo
You didn't find that funny at all? How uptight are you? You girls that are like "my dad is like that omgggg" have got to be about 14. Get a sense of humor, I would love it if my family did that, because I would be laughing all day.
I honestly don't care how ashamed you are or whatever, that is friggen awesome.
Awesome!
I wish MY family was like that.
#76 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:28pm by CouldntCareLess
Your family is pretty damn epic. Epic to the extreme.
My dad's side only LOOKS like they're in the mafia, they'd probably flip if someone pretended they were.
Your grandpa is the man.
#77 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:32pm by Bostonian3352
Your grandpa is a real gangster, why are you complaining?
#85 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:42pm by StoneColdNigga
This is possibly the most hilarious thing I've ever read. It actually sounds like something someone in my family would do. LOL. I love your family.
#88 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:52pm by AnnaCathryn
this is probably the funniest fml i've ever read.
your grandpa FTW!
#89 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:59pm by judecamberos
THIS IS AWESOME! Quit bitching! I wish my family was THAT COOL. You sound so uptight, get a sense of humor. :p
#96 - On 08/24/2009 at 9:55pm by xxXChiiXxx
i am with the masses on, how awesome the family is, but what is a realistic gun. there are real guns and there are fake/toys guns/stage props/reproductions, basicly anything that doesn't fire a bullet.
#97 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:14pm by vacuouslobby
HAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh your family is so cool! My family likes to break out the embarrassing stories lmao. I wish my family would do that! But I can still understand how that would be embarrassing :D
How is it bad that your family likes to joke? You're a fairy for getting mad at that.
#105 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:38pm by melilikiki
I wish I was part of the family. Maybe I can come over some time and share some cannoli with grandpa :D
(Did I spell cannoli wrong?)
#111 - On 08/24/2009 at 11:50pm by iFruit
Haha... I know how that is. My family did that to someone I was dating once only there was actually threats and a chase with a baseball bat.
Don't worry though you'll both look back on it and be able to laugh along with your family.
YDI for having no sense of humor. Damn, give gramps some style points for getting others to go along with him and enjoy themselves. You can remove the stick from your ass and try to relax. Family is embarrassing, but its what they do best.
I don't know if you deserve it or if your life sucks, but that is completely awesome! Next time, have your Grandpa act like Walt from "GRAN TORINO" (Awesome film!)
#118 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:30am by Bored_usually
thats bloody awesome.. your family are my new favourite people!
i mean, teamwork win!
LOL
#128 - On 08/25/2009 at 8:34am by lukeyluke_2613
HA! That's hilarious. My dad took my then-boyfriend to the gun club when he came to ask if he could marry me. My dad said yes after my husband beat him in skeet.
#132 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:10pm by TheIrishJaneDoe
this sounds like something my dad would do...
but your family is hilarious!!!
#133 - On 08/25/2009 at 1:12pm by thingymajig
Are you kidding me, that's awesome! I would of went along with it if my family had done that.
#134 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:07pm by Dopehead666
This is why you never introduce your bf.gf to your family when they are never serious
#137 - On 08/25/2009 at 5:05pm by outcast_qurl
dude, why would this be an fml?
that's freaking amazing.
you're crazy if you don't think so.
#140 - On 08/25/2009 at 8:56pm by youreserious
YES. THIS IS AWESOME. Why would you complain about such a thing?
#142 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:37am by AmpulexCompressa
thats awesome.
i wish my family was like that. instead, its just awkward conversations about hobbies and college when ive got any guests over..
im jealous
so not a fml....and my family would sooo do that. lol. we're russian, so half my school suspects we're in the mafia already...haha.
i don't get why people are saying "the mafia is nothing to joke about". wow. really? calm down. you guys are waaayyy too serious. chill...live a little.
#153 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:52am by aka_candy6
LOL wow i wish my family was that gangsta with it jk,
but it would be nice if they played a joke like that on one of my boyfriends XD
#156 - On 09/04/2009 at 10:10pm by ShinyShine
That's awesome! I would tell my family to do that if my boyfriend hadn't already met them.
#160 - On 11/18/2009 at 5:58pm by RandomCommenter
Oh, man, FYL for having an awesome family. Truly.
If your boyfriend and/or his family didn't find it funny they're a bunch of twats.
