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Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML
Well I think your mother is the one who is the self-absorbed bitch for making that comment, and you should have told her so.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014