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Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41884) - you deserved it (8595)

On 08/24/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Constanta)

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Well I think your mother is the one who is the self-absorbed bitch for making that comment, and you should have told her so.

#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:11pm by Fire_lights

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Well, are you?

#2 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:12pm by deaditegirl

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