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Today, I had a double wedding with my sister. My mother, being as encouraging as she always is, told us that statistics say one of our marriages will end in divorce. She then explained she thinks it'll be mine because I'm 'a self-absorbed bitch'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30938) - you deserved it (6104)

On 08/24/2009 at 7:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Constanta)

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