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Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for god knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowningly drove it. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by snakeboy (man) - Australia (South Australia)

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You would think it would smell at some point. Or at least attract enough insects to annoy you. I don't know how some people manage to live in filth sometimes. I mean three YEARS?

#2 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:07am by redbluegreen

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oh ew thats awful

#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:06am by emadee

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