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Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28431) - you deserved it (17889)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by bobuhbeartoe (man) - United States (California)

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you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

#9 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:49am by Fuckers

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hehe i least you made it in XD

#4 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:16am by dayrin7

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