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Today, my next door neighbor told me that he liked the carpet in my bedroom. I live alone. He's never been in my bedroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43521) - you deserved it (2275)

On 08/23/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by violatedinden (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

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Call the police and get a got a stalker...and call Chris Hansen too!!

#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:20am by SinatraStyle

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hopefully hes not refering you as a bedroom and the carpet as your ....well you know.

#7 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:26am by no1askdu

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