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Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30005) - you deserved it (3310)

On 08/23/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by SummerGirl0009 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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That sound pretty cool actually... where can I get some?

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:20pm by crazy_cat_lady24

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Dude. That's awesome.
Except I would have put some on my right side just to even it out :D

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:21pm by xxorganizedmess

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