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Today, I had a party at my house. When my parents came home, my dad asked how the party was. I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, to which he responded "Well the puke all over the driveway begs to differ." FML

I agree, your life sucks (3595) - you deserved it (31667)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:50pm - misc - by chacha_bby - United States (Florida)

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