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Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57934) - you deserved it (2783)

On 03/19/2009 at 8:07pm - misc - by shelteredchild (woman) - United States (Texas)

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