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Today, I got the courage to ask my mom if I could go to the movies alone on my first date with my new boyfriend. She said ok, which was surprising because she never lets me go anywhere alone. When I got to the theatre with him I saw my mom. She had saved seats for us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69201) - you deserved it (4022)

On 03/19/2009 at 8:07pm - misc - by shelteredchild (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Awww...that sucks, I'm sorry. How old are you? Hopefully under, like, 14. And then it isn't such a super-bad FML. :(

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:06am by Katylolo

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woww that really sucks. :( Talk about awkward. I agree with #1, I hope you're no older than 14. Then it's not so awful, but still embarrassing.

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 4:12am by McLaughlane

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