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Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML


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On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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Am I the only one who is curious as to where the OP was that there was an old fashioned mole trap above him, and that he was answering a bunch of impossible questions? If anybody could offer any clarification I'd appreciate it. x3

...otherwise it sounds like a weird gameshow.

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:14am by sarawr

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That whole situation is alien to me. I can't even figure out where you were that you "got a question right" underneath a mole trap. I've never even seen or heard of a mole trap before. Kudos to you for blowing my mind.

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:14am by null

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