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Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (4869)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by efffmylife - United States (Oklahoma)

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