Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
by ostfae / 08/21/2009 at 4:13pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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And she has way too high an opinion of herself.
#5 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:13pm by aback
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Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night
Then punch him in the jeans
#13 - On 08/21/2009 at 5:25pm by allmidnighteyes
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