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Today, my mother told me she's disappointed in me for not going to a better college, and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is, I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24686) - you deserved it (38575)

On 08/21/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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YDI for throwing them away

#1 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:02pm by mike1921

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YDI for not talking to your mom and throwing them away. If you can't afford it, there's always financial aid...

#2 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:02pm by evangldbrg

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