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Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall. I was having fun getting "splashed" by the waves crashing over until one wave knocked me over and dragged me 20 feet across the hard concrete pier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7045) - you deserved it (30034)

On 08/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by onebadwave (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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"Today, I thought it would be a smart idea to walk out on the pier while the waves were 6 feet tall."

See, I don't even need to read the rest before giving you a YDI.

#5 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:12am by joethebiden

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OP: I'm from Michigan; I live in a town on Lake Michigan which has a pier.
You are an IDIOT! You completely deserved this and if you had drowned it would've been natural selection!

#11 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:29am by Anonymiz

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