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Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27711) - you deserved it (70196)

On 03/19/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by LindseyS (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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