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Today, I'm a shy guy normally, and when I talk to my friends I don't keep eye contact so I always look down even when I'm listening. My friend asked me why I always look at her boobs. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)

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I find eye contact awkward and creepy too, I hate the fact that one teacher at my school told me not making eye contact is a sign of a liar or someone who has something to hide and pointed out another student who makes very good eye contact. I'm just shy but since she said that I always feel guilty when I look away now!! And the girl she pointed out happened to be real bitchy and known for bullying her friends! I really dislike that teahcer.

#13 - On 02/13/2009 at 12:19am by LoLoLo

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hahaha. I've been there. I can't help it; it must be natural instinct.

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:39am by hawkeyes2011

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