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Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41779) - you deserved it (2640)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by tommy3824 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair.

oh and FYL

#3 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:50am by my_fml_account

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I know I'd FREAK OUT!

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:49am by lonely_wife

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