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Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34612) - you deserved it (1812)

On 08/20/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by tommy3824 (man) - United States (Ohio)

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