Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30968) - you totally deserved it (1376)
On 08/20/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by tommy3824 (man) - United States (Ohio)
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#1 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:46am by IveGotNothing
hmmm, sounds like my morning. but a bit different.... i woke up to carpenters that were building a deck outside my bedroom window that i wasnt aware of.... they were looking at me and laughing.... i sleep naked....
#1 are you from Texas A&M? Also, what were the ants building when you woke up? Hopefully a really cool coffee table or something, or maybe since they were in your bed they were measuring you to make some wooden clothes for you. Which I would be stoked on! Wooden clothes congrats, I'm jealous
#49 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:36pm by ananamoose
Carpenter ants? This FML is funnier in my head when I imagine they're building tiny scaffolding around you, and fixing your broken chair.
oh and FYL
#3 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:50am by my_fml_account
carpenter ants basically eat wood. carpentry = woodwork.
on another note, maintenance your house better might have helped. in most cases this is preventable before they get too far, but im not going to assume because that makes people look very dumb on this site.
#6 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:55am by trulyinsane
lmao hahahaha
good one plexico! *gives thumbs up*
that would've been a worse fml, betting a bj from carpeter ants... *shudders at thought* lol
oh well, hope that wasnt ur case OP...
and i wont say ydi, but i dont think ur life is fucked cuz of this either, just kinda ruined ur day i guess...
just call somebody to come get rid of them and everything will be over :)
be calm lol
#18 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:34am by oh_mi_shizzle
lmao, i dunno what's funnier, the comment itself or the fact that i didn't need to read the name to know right away that it was plexico...dude, you always slay me. lmao
#28 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:28pm by _THE_MASTER_
You apparently have no life if u rush to a computer and posted this. You also have no life if you comment on one just to be first like retarded #1.
#12 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:07am by nilnoc
or he took care of it and then decided to post it? or it happened a while ago and thought it would make a good story?
Chill out, really.
#27 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:21pm by purplegiraffes
...Did I miss something?
This was more of a *shiver, ew bugs* fml, rather than a *LMFAO OMG ROFL!!111!* fml.
I hate ants!! They swarmed my house one day when I came home. x.x FYL!!
#19 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:35am by iHaveNoLife88
You apparently have no life if u rush to a computer and posted this. You also have no life if you comment on one just to be first like retarded #1.
#21 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:38am by nilnoc
i like how you worded this. i thought it was well written. oh and FYL, that sucks.
#22 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:39am by cha40
dude, why'd you tell him? you just know now that when you're modding later, you're gonna read one like 'ZOMG so today i commented 1st but then 20 people got theirs in b4 me cause i type like a 90 year old and then my dog died and then my mom died and then my dick broke off and then my xbox broke everyone still laughed at me bcuz i said first and then was 23rdZOMG FML.' and then another one 'so my fml about my horrible life got rejected because is was too sad and mostly fabricated and not funny but i really really wanted it to go up so i could get to it and be the first comment on it cause that would validate my life and time on earth but then every1 said no cause they all hate me cause they're an army of life-ruiners out to ruin my life FMLFMLFML.' but then of course he'll probably just do what we all really want him to do, which is off himself in a darwin-award-worthy fashion. (jeez, I'm long-winded today!)
#29 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:34pm by _THE_MASTER_
You're right!
But I feel a duty to educate the uneducated.
Counting can be a useful skill.
#38 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:09pm by Intoxicunt
true. very true... can't wait to mod out his lame FML's too, thus pushing him over the edge into stage 3
#48 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:34pm by _THE_MASTER_
i had a boyfriend who was terrified of butterflies. i found it extremely endearing. too bad he was also a massive douche.
God damnit, I thought you had carpenters crawling on you and your sheets..
You ruined my evening, burn in hell! ;@
#35 - On 08/20/2009 at 1:34pm by Kriegsphilosoph
You know what they say, "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and not covered in insects".
#37 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:08pm by invisibl3freddy
Nilnoc getting in the comments section to do nothing but complain about others and claiming they have no life kinda shows what little of a life you have.
OP I'd have freaked out, and burned my mattress.
#39 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:15pm by 17xVampx17
do u live in a barn, why on earth wud they be there!? i think your bedroom must be dirty and you leave your plates in ur room, YDI
#43 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:27pm by Raheemdplayer
I want to be first also damn it and this is directed to #21 maybe he wanted to share the fun with us stop being a dumbass and saying ppl have no lives
At least it wasn't like, fire ants or something. Those little guys are assholes.
#47 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:21pm by ihatestupidppl
Hmm, FYL but at least you got to sleep in. It would suck to wake up stupid early to find ants all over you.
How many aunts do you have that are carpenters and why are they so attracted to you?
#58 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:35pm by cadre
Ohmygod, that's TERRIBLE. x_x Holy hell, I'd have freaked out. I woke up once with ONE ant crawling up my wall. I freaked out and sprayed my room with way too much bug spray.
I'm myrmecophobic. FYL.
i live in texas: yes they are EVERYWHERE no i have not had that happen before yes they seem to always bite ME and no one else
#71 - On 08/22/2009 at 6:03am by NewLight8421
they were there to fit that wardrobe you ordered. poor little ants lunked their saws and hammers all that way for nothing.
I hate carpenter ants, i wouldn't be as upset if it were little ants, but carpenters are just so big.. and scary.. haha.
#73 - On 02/08/2010 at 5:48am by motheroffuck
