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Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7073) - you deserved it (46034)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

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Classy.

#4 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:25am by papertigers

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Whoever had to clean up after you was probably swearing at you in front of your face in a different language.

#14 - On 08/20/2009 at 7:06am by tenkenshi

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