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Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML
You shoulda beat the shit outta her to top it off ._.
after all, her bf said some other chick looks better in the same dress and she was drunk, I think this is more of a fuck her life.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015