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Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50095) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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