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Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54961) - you deserved it (3763)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Did you still get a ticket? Unless you were going over the speed limit, I hope the cop realized that it was purely accidental.

#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 2:15pm by AngryChineseDriver dot com

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@#1: You do realize that simply using your computer to browse fmylife.com causes pollution, right? Not directly, per se, but the electricity has to come from *somewhere* and odds are it took a lot of pollution for someone to produce it.

Get off your high horse. D:

#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 12:48pm by burdenofaday

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