Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4704) - you totally deserved it (37036)
On 08/17/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by SenescentSouthernBoy (man) - United States (North Dakota)
(0)i cant believe they post stupid shit like this. i guess i have to be a total moron to get my FMLs posted cuz they never post mine but they post this garbage all the time
(+1)I rephrased the FML:
"Today, I made a stupid mistake and decided to post in on fmylife.com so everyone could see how stupid I am. FML"
#31 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:36am by fmlfmlfml15
(0)LOL SIX, that seems to be the case, doesn't it?
Though, I've sent in maybe two or three moronic FMLs myself and they didn't get posted. Luck of the draw, I guess.
#64 - On 08/18/2009 at 12:00am by DameGreyWulf
(0)wowwwwwwwww retard
40- go f yourself. it clearly says "male".
#42 - On 08/17/2009 at 1:42pm by yaintime21
(+1)If we were out in the wild you and the idiot who forgot to unlock his washing machine would have been eaten by now. Sadly no natural selection for you =P
(0)why did it take the cops 15 minutes to find it? it was only across the parking lot.
#11 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:35am by emilyfaith93
(0)YDI. In fact I hope the officer throws you in jail and your room mate stops talking to you for wasting everyone's time.
(0)With some people, drama finds them. Others have to create it on their own. You're of the latter category.
(0)lmao!
hahahahahaha
that's funny.
it's not ur fault, everyone has their off days...
but that was really stupid... made me laugh hard though.
thanks for being human and making mistake that other ppl enjoy.
:)
better luck next time u park a car... lol.
#19 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:50am by oh_mi_shizzle
(0)Lol! Lol! That's damn hilarious, atleast now you know how your friend handles bad news!
#20 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:58am by tWitt3rBuG
(0)3 cars in the entire State of ND and managed to screw this up?
Can you find anything else stupid to do.
Butt wipe.
(0)Personally, I would to be the roommate who let him borrow the car. He would never. NEVER. Hear the end of that.
mwahahah.
#22 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:00am by vita_questa_roba
(0)haha...i've spent hours walking around wal mart parking lot looking for our car....numerous times.
FYL
#24 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:09am by ditzykayla
(0)I'm sorry but that is REALLY funny.
At least it wasn't stolen! :)
#27 - On 08/17/2009 at 11:19am by carb_lover
(+1)i really would've spent like an hour searching the parking lot before i did something like call the police..
#38 - On 08/17/2009 at 1:04pm by purplegiraffes
(+2)Obviously you can't read beacuse it says the OP is male.
#44 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:19pm by BrownEyedNinja
(0)#43, it's supposed to mean they were probably too embarrassed to admit that they are actually that stupid of a fucking bitch. I don't understand why bitches feel the need to post ridiculous shit like this, do you actually think it's entertaining? We never should have given you bitches the right to vote.
(0)The OP is a man you fucking retard, and it's not a stretch of the imagination to think of a man stupid enough to do this
#48 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:44pm by vanaathiel
(+1)sexist much? what an asshole. im so glad i dont know anyone like you. and if you think all girls are bitches, then you must be a virgin. still.
#49 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:02pm by tangerine_12
(+2)"We"? Honey, no one would ever put you in charge of any decision making- You don't even have basic reading skills. It quite clearly says "male".
But it's wicked cute that you think that 2 1/2" dangly thing between your legs makes you special, smart and powerful. AWUH. :]
#50 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:35pm by rayrayy
(0)You'll never get laid with that attitude *shakes head*
You'll grow out of thinking men are better and all girls are just bitches someday. Until then, have fun being stupid and single :] oh and while you wait, learn to read. I know others have told you this but the OP is a guy.
#52 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:40pm by ChChCharlie
(0)Just to make it even more clear, you're a douchebag. Not only that, but a stupid douchebag, because it's no fun being just one! It says "male", you idiot. Put that brain to use, and learn how to read.
#57 - On 08/17/2009 at 8:52pm by ILoveJace01
(0)I actually did not know there were people in this world THAT ditzy I meen dang, my 'blonde' girl m8 wud be able to know whereabouts she parked her car, and shes ditzy!
#47 - On 08/17/2009 at 2:43pm by Raheemdplayer
(0)Wow... I mean I've forgotten where I've parked, or which car I drove, but I've NEVER called the police and reported it stolen.
some of you guys don't relize people who are on this site moderate these fml's. that's why some of them suck and fml aren't supposse to be funny it's about how f'd you life is.....
#53 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:53pm by blackberry1993
(0)And that's why you're a close-minded moron. Congrats!
#58 - On 08/17/2009 at 8:54pm by ILoveJace01
(0)Definitely a guy; check the name, dumbasses. If it was a woman, she'd probably forget to click male AND add "boy" to the name. Memory is obviously not his/her strong suit.
However, the OP gets enough bonus points for the use of the word sensecent to make up for the stupidity of calling the cops. Congrats-- you come out even today.
#68 - On 08/18/2009 at 2:24am by TheIrishJaneDoe
(0)To all those who made comments to the effect that I cannot read, need to check their own reading. I didn't say anything about it being a mistake, I said she was too embarrassed to admit that she is in fact female. And as for being a virgin/single? I am married. Good job further proving how stupid you bitches can really be.
(0)1. so because the OP made a stupid mistake, it obviously means he's a female?????
2. Either you are lying about being married so people would assume that you are a virgin/single, or your wife is an ignorant weakling who you verbally abuse on a daily basis, because she does not see what arrogant sexist bastard you really are. And i hope, if you are really married, that she finally gets some sense and leaves you
#70 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:45pm by fmlfmlfml15
(0)weak attempt at justifying your argument. either youre stupid for fucking it up and trying to cover your ass or stupid for being incapable of basic sentence structure. also either way youre a douche.
#71 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:20pm by organisedchaos
(0)hey this happens people lose their cars in the walmart parking lot but atleast they look for their cars
#74 - On 02/10/2010 at 3:09am by dustin1694
(0)How did you find the car stolen? That's like waking up dead, or turning up missing.
#76 - On 06/06/2010 at 2:33am by SickSickSick7511
