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Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7548) - you deserved it (54624)

On 08/17/2009 at 4:42am - misc - by SenescentSouthernBoy (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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you suck.

#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:26am by hihihi002

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YDI for using the phrase "find the car stolen". Impossible.

#8 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:33am by jlynn91

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