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Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh... I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19997) - you deserved it (45587)

On 08/17/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by tailgaterhater - United States (Washington)

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Always keep in mind you get ticketed for going too much under the speed limit.
Yup, your fault.

#1 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:06am by Cute

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You don't police the roads. You were probably some ass cruising in the passing lane. If someone's annoying you, just let them pass so both of you can get on with your lives.

#12 - On 08/17/2009 at 7:07am by FPsLife

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