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Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh... I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13740) - you deserved it (30020)

On 08/17/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by tailgaterhater - United States (Washington)

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