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Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39419) - you deserved it (11116)

On 08/16/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by alealovespurple - Canada (Ontario)

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