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Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35570) - you deserved it (5821)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:54pm - misc - by ragsy (man) - United States (California)

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is the tree ok??

#5 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:10pm by athiest_pope

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it could be worse. it could have collapsed while you were IN the house.

#17 - On 08/14/2009 at 2:36pm by my_fml_account

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