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Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Sadasian (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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She wasn't making a statement. She was being an irrational idiot.

#8 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:18am by pleasetryagain

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Just think of it this way, would have put a quick stop to the arguement, well done :)

#7 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:16am by hecuva

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