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Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42233) - you deserved it (3598)

On 08/14/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Sadasian (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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She wasn't making a statement. She was being an irrational idiot.

#8 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:18am by pleasetryagain

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ouch...FYL

Lesson learned: NEVER intervene when your parents are fighting!!

#2 - On 08/14/2009 at 10:07am by fmlfmlfml15

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