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Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

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If she was ignoring the boy and talking on the phone then that's a problem. But if she was just making a quick call and he didn't come to bother her, then there is no big deal. I bet all you chastising her for talking on the phone have never baby-sat a kid a day in your life.

#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:11am by beekers

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This happened to my cousin. He was babysitting my younger cousin (his brother) who was like, 4 or 5 at the time, and they got in a fight over taking his toy away. He ended up chasing the little brother around the house, who ran into the kitchen, called 911 and yelled 'my brother's being mean to me!' and hung up.

Cops came over, it was embarrassing for all. The kid got taught what a *real* emergency was that night.

#18 - On 02/16/2009 at 12:29pm by firstworldissues

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