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Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21411) - you deserved it (7047)
On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)
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