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Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)

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If she was ignoring the boy and talking on the phone then that's a problem. But if she was just making a quick call and he didn't come to bother her, then there is no big deal. I bet all you chastising her for talking on the phone have never baby-sat a kid a day in your life.

#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 4:11am by beekers

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Who has a VCR these days...?

#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 3:45am by Wut?

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