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Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7657) - you deserved it (58594)

On 08/13/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by soapgirl (woman) - Philippines (Pampanga)

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Not that bad but at least ur clean! and how do u not notice? Its a way different consistency and then actual body lotion.

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:04pm by MercedesJames

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YDI for swiping your mother's gift. You selfish child.

#10 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:18pm by jonnymohio

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