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Today, my mom was gifted with a toiletry basket. I grabbed the lotion and used it without asking. When I went out, it began raining hard. I got wet and noticed my skin got very sticky. Turns out the lotion was actually body wash. People were wondering why soap bubbles were coming from my skin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5572) - you deserved it (44046)

On 08/13/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by soapgirl (woman) - Philippines (Pampanga)

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Not that bad but at least ur clean! and how do u not notice? Its a way different consistency and then actual body lotion.

#2 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:04pm by MercedesJames

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I don't see why this is such a big deal.
It's embarrassing, but not FML worthy.

#3 - On 08/13/2009 at 4:05pm by Katie_JB

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